Posted on 12/25/2009 4:13:47 AM PST by nhwingut
The company that celebrates Earth Day, Gay Day, Diversity Day, Muzzie Day and every other made-up liberal crapday, can't even bring themselves to honor Christmas.
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Okay, I laughed.
It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.
“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
“Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”
How many deer would a reindeer reign if a reindeer could reign deer?
It did not always use to be this way. Many of the great things from our past were developed by people who had a commitment to God and the country. Where are they? Why does our nation seemed to be filled with successful heathens!
Actually, I believe they are still there. What we need is a revival!
Merry Christmas y'all.
Merry Christmas right back at you!
Is that supposed to be a train station? The overhead sign says Taegi, which is about 100 miles east of Seoul. But why would they be serving soft-serve snowman cones in a train station?
Koreans have a strange sense of humor.
Oh, but the joke’s good! :-)
Bingo!!! Who gives a crap???
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