Best of Best for 2009 (thus far)

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[Georgia1]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[Georgia1]

Were there more candidates for the Best of the Best for 2009 also listed?

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[don-o]

It's a joke son,. I say, it's a joke!

speaking of

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[don-o]

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?”

[MaryFromMichigan]

[Tijeras_Slim]

LOL! Your BSOD killed the thread!

[Clinging Bitterly]

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and beeber-like devices.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then says “Ping me if anything happens - I’ll be in the shower”.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “Are you logged in?”

[MaryFromMichigan]

Fun thread!
Merry Christmas to you TS, and all my FRiends!

[Tijeras_Slim]

And Merry Christmas to you!

[Lazamataz]

The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and beeber-like devices.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says,” What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then says “Ping me if anything happens - I’ll be in the shower”.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini”, and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “That stunes my beeber, when I was in Tijuna!”

[MaryFromMichigan]

[smokingfrog]

It was funny until I realized that the guy with the IQ of 50 probably wouldn’t order a martini.

[don-o]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Bud Lite", and the robot brings him a perfectly drawn draft. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"

[don-o]

+10

[ColdOne]

It was funny until I realized that the guy with the IQ of 50 probably wouldn’t order a martini.

Exactly!

[smokingfrog]

[Lazamataz]

This is becoming the next All Your Base Are Belong To Us.... LOL

Next assignment: A McDonalds sign....

[Delacon]

My Dad told me this joke but it ends with “So, you people still happy you voted for LBJ?”

[Lazamataz]

OMG LOL

[ErnBatavia]

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

Old southern California punchline: The robot says, "Buenos Dias, Senor! Como esta!"

[Lazamataz]

My ancestor's diary has this entry:

Redcoat walks into a tavern. There's an innkeeper.

The innkeeper says, "What will you have?" The Redcoat says, "Din." The innkeeper brings back the best gin ever and says to the Redcoat, "Are you smart?" The Redcoat says, "Very". The inmkeeper then proceeds to talk about shipbuilding, colonizing America and musketry.

The Redcoat leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the tavern. The innkeeper bartender says," What will you have?" The Redcoat says, "Gin". Again, the innkeeper makes a great gin, gives it to the Redcoat and says, "Are you smart?" The guy says, "Average." The innkeeper starts to talk about horses, women and drinking.

The Redcoat leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the Tavern. The innkeeper says, "What will you have?" The Redcoat says, "Gin", and the innkeeper brings him another great gin. The innkeeper then says, "Are you smart?" The Redcoat says, "Uh, No." The innkeeper leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you backed England during the Rebellion?"