[SmithL]

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

[Abathar]

I guess we’ll have to change the song to “Chestnuts roasting on a Bunsen Burner...” this year.

[Frantzie]

By order of the city of SF - all sex clubs and bath houses will remain open. We worry about the air quality but do go ahead and spread viruses diseases and bacteria whilst patronizing SF sex clubs.

[mad_as_he$$]

Asinine BS. Anyone who burns and gets a ticket let me know. Easy to beat as long as you keep your mouth shut while being detained in your own home.

[Paleo Conservative]

What about effigies?

[Tarpon]

Check out what is burning around the world

Fire Mapper

Most are turd world agricultural fires.

[Bean Counter]

yah...the local equivalent called a “Stage 2” burn ban 2 weeks ago during the most frigid temperatures we had seen here in 15 years. Anyone who depends on firewood for their only hear source is exempt, but if all you have is an electric heat pump, it does pretty much nothing when the temperatures are in the teens.

The only good news is that my stove is new enough that it smokes very little, and the chimney is not visible from the street.

[Tijeras_Slim]

On these days, Bay Area residents are prohibited from burning wood or manufactured fire logs in fireplaces, wood stoves, fire pits or in any other place.

Hmmmm... they didn't say anything about that tire dump down the road.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

I haven't had a good fire in my backyard yet this winter, I think this weekend might be a perfect time for another.

[fight_truth_decay]

o! Ho! Ho!

Duh!!!! On Christmas Eve? Like, that's a given--Good Ole Santa will be sliding down many a chimney to fill the stockings of every good little boy and girl!

No one wants Santa to get a hot-seat.

Ho! Ho!.....Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

[jiggyboy]

Just tell them you’re burning The Federalist Papers and The Constitution, and they’ll offer you a can of gasoline as well.

[freekitty]

If Nancy makes it home in her big new airplane; I bet there will be a big roaring fire in her fireplace. Same goes for Feinstein.

[maggief]

I assume burning the flag is permitted, even in the fireplace.

[tired1]

This is nothing! The Greens are trying to get the folks in the Adirondacks (upstate NY) to stop burning wood.

[TexasCajun]

Should make Michael Savage happy, as I've heard him complain on the radio about the fumes and smell of wood-burning fireplaces in S.F.

[TexasFreeper2009]

wtf!

how can they tell people they can’t light a fire in their own fireplace!

THE WORLD HAS GONE NUTS!

[Vendome]

These A**holes cannot expand power or maintain power without having the bureaucratic authority to fine people and make an example of them for what looks like no apparent reason.

[Right Wing Assault]

I’m going to have to burn some extra wood to make up the deficit. I hope others can help pick up the slack, too.

[NormsRevenge]

Smoke Air Nazis, not Marlboros.