You could write a whole schick on the difference. It would be fun. Maybe I will work on it.
Bourbon is ages in golden oak casks seared with charcoal for 10 years. Vodka is bottled and out the door.
Bourbon is made wit Malted Barley. Vodka is made with dirty potatoes.
Bourbon has a distinct flavor, color, and smell.
Vodka is like drinking hot water and looks like water. Way too much fun
Write it, but for God’s sake let me proofread it first :)
Vodka is not made from potatoes. That’s a longstanding myth.
It is grain alcohol.
Vodka, the other clear liquid.
Odd.
What kind of Bourbon?
I find that my weekends here and there (depending on the financial situations) spent with Booker's, Buffalo Trace (George T. Stagg, or Eagle Rare), Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve, Woodford Reserve, or Basil Haydens leave me feeling quite well in the morning.
3 fingers worth of any of these Nectar's of the gods is good for the soul..
And if you're feeling girly and/or blasphemous, on the rocks.
This study requires further intense scrutiny. They never asked me to participate, and frankly, I'm a little torqued about that. I hope that the bourbon they used was not something like Old Crow, Benchmark, or some sort of Canadian mess.
SNOB OFF