[Bad Jack Bauer]

Yes, they are willing to give their lives for a cause, but their soul? Something to think about. Maybe we should do a few dry runs of our own. Something that would make headlines for a couple of days.

"Man Struck with Bacon on Domestic Flight."

Bacon Brawl! Cry of "Allah Ahkbar" Silenced by Slice of Swine.

Pork Pugilism: Muslim Passengers Struck By Pork Chop

Enough of these headlines and Muslim passengers would stand out by how stoic and quiet they were.

[Quix]

INDEED!

[Quix]

I wonder . . . how about some products for travelers . . .

buttons made out of bacon . . . wording . . .

JIHADI’S
OFF!

NO
JIHADI’S!

“A STEP CLOSER
AND IT’S HOG
GREASE MOUSSE
FOR YOU!”