I wonder . . . how about some products for travelers . . .
buttons made out of bacon . . . wording . . .
JIHADI’S
OFF!
NO
JIHADI’S!
“A STEP CLOSER
AND IT’S HOG
GREASE MOUSSE
FOR YOU!”
You know those riot grenades filled with hard rubber balls? Have some made that explode and shower a good sized radius with bacon bits. The whole grenade could be made of fibrous paper or rubber.