To: Bad Jack Bauer
This will sound very silly but it would work. The flight attendents should be armed with BACON. When a muslim jumps up and yells alla akbar just slap him with a slice of bacon. Even muslims know what bacon is. They just got swine all over their face and they believe that they will go to hell if they die in that condition. So now they can’t blow themselves up! I can only imagine the scream they would make.
61 posted on
12/04/2009 4:24:53 AM PST by
RadiationRomeo
(Step into my mind and glimpse the madness that is me)
To: RadiationRomeo
Yes, they are willing to give their lives for a cause, but their soul? Something to think about. Maybe we should do a few dry runs of our own. Something that would make headlines for a couple of days.
"Man Struck with Bacon on Domestic Flight."
Bacon Brawl! Cry of "Allah Ahkbar" Silenced by Slice of Swine.
Pork Pugilism: Muslim Passengers Struck By Pork Chop
Enough of these headlines and Muslim passengers would stand out by how stoic and quiet they were.
62 posted on
12/04/2009 4:42:55 AM PST by
Bad Jack Bauer
(Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
To: RadiationRomeo
71 posted on
12/04/2009 10:21:45 AM PST by
Quix
(POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 TRAITORS http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
To: RadiationRomeo
79 posted on
12/04/2009 11:49:23 AM PST by
Mr. Jazzy
("I AM JIM THOMPSON and moderates make me PUKE!!!")
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