Posted on 11/17/2009 7:21:19 PM PST by George Stupidnopolis
So, now that you know the true meaning of jobs “saved or created” please give the most exalted President Obama (may his name be praised by dung beetles and prairie dogs) a little bit of slack. Those figures that he tosses out with reckless abandon are not simply figments of his supremely glorious imagination (may it continue to thrive and prosper with Mickey, Goofy, Tinkerbelle, and all the other infidels who will suffer the hellfire of eternal damnation). I want you to be a good little worker-bees, and accept the following figures as gospel.
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I can tell you how to eliminate the problem of unemployment in one act.
I am sure you saw senator Durbin’s hard sell on moving the terrorists to an IL prison. He described in detail the huge number of persons that would be employed, etc.
OK, so here is all we have to do.
Arrest and jail 50% of the unemployed. No matter that they have not committed a crime that is a danger to the community. Heck, you can't walk, speak or breathe without breaking some law.
So arrest 50% of the unemployed.
Now, using Durbin’s theory, hire the other 50% to be prison guards.
Problem solved.
Now wasn't that easy?
If you have any other problems, feel free to call on me for advice and instructions. I learned from Durbin. I can fix it.
Why is it that the world media sees Zer0 as a dufus poseur, yet the US news media continues to get that tingly leg feeling???
President Obama (may his name be praised by dung beetles and prairie dogs)
First laugh out loud moment I’ve had today...Thanks.
It’s called saving one ASS!
Cut taxes on business.
Go back to their home states and stay their with their constituents.
Do any voting from there, in the presence of those who they supposedly represent.
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