[dangus]

Good Morning, and welcome to 2010. Since you’ve been asleep since 1980, I’ll fill you in on a few things:

We invaded Iraq twice, and stick around there the second time.
Eastern Europe has free-market democracy.
The United States is ruled by an Islamofascist Communist.
This was made possible by a drooling, socialist idiot named George Bush who pretended to a conservative long enough to defeat Vice President Al Gore in 2000, who rescinded his concession speech and fought to steal the election until January, 2001.

[gimme1ibertee]

That's hardly necessary,you putz.
I don't need you to "fill me in" on anything,and,no,i've haven't "been asleep" since 1980.
However, I am a human being and have a tendency to forget things from time to time,but thanks for your oh-so-tolerant acceptance of those who aren't quite as smart as you.
Now get lost.
Ask a simple question,get a totally-uncalled-for smartassed answer.