[parsifal]

My niece found my “How to Play Guitar Like Nirvana” tape, so that’s gone for a while. My daughter got the antique peanut machine that I found under the house where she was born. (I was hiding from her mother (first wife) who was chasing me with a skillet. I am moving so I am getting rid of stuff big-time. We found a family of mice in my closet but I could not dump them in the woods yet because 4 of them were babies. So, I ended up making them a durn cardboard house til they get a little bigger and I can use the parsy live mouse trap I should patent. Momma and daddy mouse were frantic.

parsy, the stupid putz

[LucyT]

Parsy, get a garden hose and run it from your auto to the box where the mice live, then turn on the ignition and kill them with carbon monoxide. They have fleas which will give you bubonic plague, and you will die, or have a large hospital bill. Either of which will be costly.

Lucy, who says no good deed goes unpunished.

[Don't run yourself down.]

[El Gato]

I was hiding from her mother (first wife) who was chasing me with a skillet.

Now why does it not surprise that (1) your wife would be after you with a skillet and (2) you'd marry a woman would do that.