"Persons who are uncertain about how they were diagnosed should get the 2009 H1N1 vaccine."Where's that WTF cat?
Oh, and it says "2009 H1N1 vaccine."
You mean there's going to be a new one for next year?
This current vaccine is the Vista of swine flu.
Better to wait until H1N1 7 comes out next year.
/sarc
The current virus has been pieced together from 3 different viruses - virologists know there’s no way this could be natural.
So yeah there’ll be another version
"Hello, I'm a Mac"
"And Hi, I'm a PC.... ow!"
"What's up, there, PC?"
"Well, I just got this shot that's supposed to keep me from getting new viruses, but it, uh, seems to be doing something else to me instead."
"Huh, that's weird. Sorry to hear it. Of course Macs don't get viruses: we're immune from all that."
"Well, that's just great, Mac, but that doesn't -- whoa... the room is spinnering..."
"Is there a doctor in the house?"
"Maybe another shot in the arm will do it."
"Sorry, we're fresh out."
[Mac logo to fade]