To: paulycy
Oh, and don’t get me started on shoe laces. Going to have to ban pencils and pens also. Eyes have been put out by pens and pencils. People have even been killed.
Oh, and silverware. I mean, you can do a lot of damage with a fork.
To: Roses0508
I hate it when I get forked.......
37 posted on
10/14/2009 11:59:51 AM PDT by
animal172
(Why doesn't affirmative action apply to the NBA or NFL?)
To: Roses0508
You need a permit to carry an American Heritage Dictionary.
Those things are lethal!
45 posted on
10/14/2009 12:10:41 PM PDT by
paulycy
(Why pay HIGHER TAXES for WORSE healthcare?)
To: Roses0508
Going to have to ban pencils and pens also. Eyes have been put out by pens and pencils. People have even been killed. Oh, and silverware. I mean, you can do a lot of damage with a fork. I think we can handle this problem with appropriate warning labels on the product. You know, like "Do not use this knife to kill anyone" on the silverware label. (/s)
When I was a kid, EVERYONE had a pocket knife. And nobody ever hurt anyone with theirs.
56 posted on
10/14/2009 12:37:49 PM PDT by
freespirited
(Liberals are only liberal about sex & drugs. Otherwise, they want to control your life. --DHorowitz)
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