Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Don’t worry, be happy, you can play w/your Clinton, scratch your Obama for 44 weeks? Also Barry will pay 65% of you CORBA payment.
Stinks when you finish off the Honey-Do list, the In-Laws don’t need anymore work do on their house.
Sorry for the rant.
BREAKING: Time names Obama’s ego bigger than G*d
Me also. A lot of the guys I worked with, they were the hardest working guys I worked with.
Guess that’s why we lasted so long.
The Career Transition Groups, on Yahoo groups and usually at local churches, were active in Memphis and a good source of support.
Good deal.
Wonder how much sugar or splenda they have to add to make THAT swill drinkable.
3. The other candidates on the shortlist were Robert Mugabe; Osama Bin Laden; Ahmed Jibril; and the late Pol Pot.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100013074/obamas-won-the-nobel-peace-wtf/
Thanks, Michigan Works is worthless.
Thanks for your help IMPR and to you,Rush,and to all, have a good and blessed weekend.
We fergots the NBA’s too.....That’s defacto ticket-tation w/o represenz-a-tation. ‘PRESENT!!!!’
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