Posted on 10/09/2009 8:12:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Huckabee is a moron.
Did you read all of Huckabee’s comment? Once again he masters the art of saying something worthwhile as he feeds inane sound bites to the press to use to make him look a fool. The full comment seems to have been that we should approach it from, “what did he do in 12 days,” rather than ridicule that simply sounds bitter. He’ll never make it to the White House. Even when he says the right thing, he says it wrong.
Also Pawlenty Twittered this:
“appropriate response’ to Obama winning the Nobel Prize is to say ‘congratulations”.
1 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 11:39:36 AM by Ballygrl
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Posted on Fri Oct 9 12:25:47 2009 by matt1234
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2358590/posts
You really have to hate that Tripod. ;)
Rush must be reading FR!!
Pawlenty is no better than the Shuckster. He sickened me as the results came in on election eve.
DrewFromTV I can’t believe I just won an OSCAR after only having a couple of pitch meetings! Thanks everyone! :)
(Drew Carey twitter forwarded to me)
Good one.
BTW, isn’t every month Breast Cancer Awareness Month?
That’s what I thought.
LOL.
Same here.
Best Child playing a Man’s role, LAMO
Glad to see Drew is still a good guy!
Taliban condemn Obama as Nobel Peace Prize recipient
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2358568/posts
Americans in Harlem, NY greeted President Barack Obama's surprise winning of the Nobel Peace Prize Friday with joy and derision. The stunning decision left Americans of all stripes arguing whether Obama had done enough, nine months into his presidency, to stand alongside Nelson Mandela and other Nobel heroes. (AFPTV)
I am sure that he has someone monitoring here.
I would think so. But I thought this month must be special - the NFL is doing different things.
This is comedy gold. I have posted it at:
http://radiopatriot.blogspot.com/2009/10/obama-wins-all-takes-cake.html
and sent it out to hundreds on my mail list. Keep it going. Rush-worthy material.
The Radio Patriot
Andrea
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