Monty Python’s song “Sit On My Face” cracks me up every time I hear it. Too bad it’s only ~ 45 seconds long, LOL.
My favorite Python ditty was always “Not the Noel Coward Song”, from “The Meaning of Life”
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you ORALIZE
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I’ll sit on your face and THEN I’LL LOVE YOU TRULY
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
IF WE sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
‘Till we’re blown away