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Leno Bashes Letterman: I've Never Had Sex With a Staff Member
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Posted on 10/03/2009 10:30:19 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Leno Bashes Letterman: I've Never Had Sex With a Staff Member By Noel Sheppard Created 2009-10-03 12:24

Jay Leno went after his former late night rival on Friday using some of his opening monologue to poke fun at David Letterman's recently disclosed sexual escapades with staffers.

As Friday's program began, Leno quipped, "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you’ve got the wrong studio."

But that was only the beginning (video embedded below the fold with transcript, h/t Mediaite [1]):

If you came here tonight for sex with a talk-show host, you've got the wrong studio. Alright? So. Boy, what is going on? Boy, first, Conan hit his head, then somebody tries to extort money from Letterman. I'm so glad I'm out of late night. Oh. You know, I want to say I myself was once the victim of an extortion plot. How do you think NBC got me to do a 10:00 show? That's why I'm here. I am happy to say I have never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members.

Nice.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: leno; letterman
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To: Jim from C-Town
at least it is sex with someone you love.

I love Leno's wife? :)

61 posted on 10/03/2009 3:29:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: Sub-Driver

snort...


62 posted on 10/03/2009 3:40:17 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Emmett McCarthy

Jay Leno is just corny as hell. I’ve never seen such cornball jokes get such huge laughs. I can’t believe he’s so popular.


63 posted on 10/03/2009 3:58:52 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)
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To: meyer

yes. Why do you think he has all that hair on the back of his hand?


64 posted on 10/03/2009 4:33:11 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Spunky
He loves his cars too much.

Too many informations!

65 posted on 10/03/2009 5:04:41 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Hello, Mr. President we honor you today For all your great accomplishments, we all doth say "hooray!)
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To: FrdmLvr

Yeah, but “corny” is a lot more fun than smarmy and vulgar, ain’t it? I’d truly enjoy seeing bad things happen to Letterman, whereas Jay, hell, you want the guy to go home to his wife, live in peace and, some day when it’s time, die of old age laughing at one his corny jokes. Letterman? You’d rather see him lose his big show, go out trying to slog his sorry ass around the two-bit comedy club circuit, bombing and die of a drug overdose in a crappy “dressing room”. With a crack whore.


66 posted on 10/03/2009 7:08:17 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Emmett McCarthy

Oh, I agree, the smarmy thing with Letterman ...really bad. I hope he gets what he deserves. He’s a creep for sure. And Leno’s probably a nice guy, but I really don’t like his corny jokes at all. That’s probably why I haven’t watched any of those clowns in years. That Furgeson is funny, but he’s on way too late.


67 posted on 10/03/2009 9:57:54 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("The people will believe what the media tells them they believe." Orwell)
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To: FrdmLvr

If you think Jay is corny, you would have hated Hee Haw. Now that was really corny straight form the corn fields of Kornfield Kounty. Hee Haw and Sa-luuute.


68 posted on 10/03/2009 10:52:08 PM PDT by Surtur (liberals = abortion for the unborn, euthanasia for the old and worn)
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To: Lizavetta

I had heard a long time ago that his wife didn’t want any (she’s active in feminist causes) but I can’t find a source to back that up.


71 posted on 10/04/2009 2:43:11 PM PDT by fortunecookie (Please pray for Anna, age 7, who waits for a new kidney.)
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To: Sub-Driver
Leno Bashes Letterman: I've Never Had Sex With a Staff Member

Shouldn't the feminists be all over this? Who wants to be hit on at work by the boss? I know, it's an age old thing, and lots of people are happy to be asked. At my first 'real' job, the Boss ran off with our receptionist (her baby looked just like him! ;-)) and the payroll deposit, that branch of the firm then went bankrupt shortly after.

72 posted on 10/04/2009 2:47:44 PM PDT by fortunecookie (Please pray for Anna, age 7, who waits for a new kidney.)
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To: Lizavetta

Why do you ask? IMHO that is probably no one’s but him and his wife’s buisness. My husband abd I decided lng ago that kids and Harley’s didn’t mix very well perhaps Jay and his wife decided the same thing?


73 posted on 10/04/2009 2:58:36 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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