[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Well,,, I think there’s the;
100 meter Mince and Prance.
the Limp Wrist competition
the Dong Jump
the Pole Vault, of course
the Nerd’s Javelin Throw

I could go on and on,,,,,,,,,,but the opening and closing ceremonies will be just precious!

[GOYAKLA]

To paraphrase Conan “the beer can shaking marathon” when he attributed it to Paris Hilton.

[RetSignman]

...and don’t forget the ever popular ‘Railroad Tie Beat Down’, that would have been a Gold for the US.