Posted on 10/02/2009 8:04:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Bonjour.
Open Line Friday, hoping against Chicago for 2016 Olympics, Letterman is a perv who needs to be castrated PINGS!
Part of the 16 million unemployed, “loving that stimulus”, DITTOS...
Thank you! I am well. It is, after all, Friday.
Prayers out for you! Hubby just had three office mates laid off yesterday. Pretty soon, we’ll have a higher unemployment rate than employment rate.
Good Morning!!
Howdy.
Hey hey.
I wish she had sacrificed that dress to the fashion gods or something. Blech. She has to be the worst dressed there. And to think, Libs complained that Bush made us look “uncouth” and foolish. What could be more foolish than thinking that dress with that stupid top that doesn’t even really match looks good????
Hi, friday girl.
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Hello, Olympic Boy.
So glad it’s Friday!
How are you?
A little over an hour left until we find out....
I’m sure Oprah can’t wait.
Makes her look like a black Big Bird. All she needs is a feather hat.
Voting begins in under 3 mins.
106 are allowed to vote
But the countries in contention must abstain until
their city is eliminated .. making
Then after the first vote, the city that goes
down, can vote
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