The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Wednesday, September 30, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Fawn]

Rush is SOOO bad! I hope he does do the pageant!!

[mewzilla]

Workers' Porn Surfing Rampant at Federal Agency

[darkangel82]

Arrest them for stealing from the taxpayers.

[CSM]

I’m on board.

[mewzilla]

$1.1M NSF Grant To Study Grandparents

[NonValueAdded]

God Bless you, mark Steyn!

Preventive Health Care Update[Mark Steyn]

is oogling while on the treadmill doubly good for the heart? npi

[mewzilla]

Hey, they're just lowering their blood pressure.

SNORT.

[Springman]

Afternoon to you, in a few hours.

It is a slow thread today, guess some of the regulars are working and can’t post.

Still waiting for my Golden EIB mike.

[NonValueAdded]

Wait, that didn't come out right.

Rush on "safe schools" czar: "[Kevin Jennings]... all the sleaze of Foley, for real"

[Clint N. Suhks]

I think it’s a phony study.

It’s been pulled from a lot of websites.

[CSM]

Q: How many people with health insurance die?

A: All of them.

[NonValueAdded]

Nonsense! It’s for real (even if they aren’t) and that’s my story and I’m gonna run with it.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Sorry I’ve been absentee today, just found out earlier that a coworker’s son has H1N1 and that they quarantined her and her son to stay separately from her husband and younger son. Her husband coaches soccer at high school, and they told him he would not be allowed to coach or on school premises if he was around his son. They told my coworker they would remove the youngest son from the home if she could not provide proof of where he would be staying away from her and her older son. All the pro 0 deathcare here are flipping out with the Lysol. All so comical, if it wasn’t so sad.

[GeronL]

Rush called the California tax proposal “conservative”??? Someone needs to call up and tell them its not a tax cut.

[NonValueAdded]

Prayers up

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Thanks. Isn’t it a tad bit disturbing that they can remove a child from a home because another child has H1N1? I mean I get the “purpose” but it’s still scary, imho.

[Ingtar]

H1N1 has proven quite deadly to otherwise healthy teens. That raises some legitimate concerns. However, the paranoia about it is overblown. They seem to be doing their best to engender fear as an excuse for RomneyObamacare.

[Springman]

Sorry to read that. Prayers sent.

[who knows what evil?]

Rush...she’s #2 at Amazon...#3 was a couple of hours ago. :-)