Posted on 09/30/2009 8:00:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, ********! My life has value!"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
He never does, but we all know today is a very special day.
I live in Illinois, Rush, do you think Durbin or Burris are going to listen to me?
Hi, all. Just checking in.
Susan is on FIRE. And without a teleprompter.
Rats! He turned off the dittocam.
It was automatically when she said it.
He needs to talk about getting conservatives back in the R party. And I'm not hearing that yet.
(new tagline) LOL!
Glen Beck blaming both parties has served a purpose. People who won’t listen to Rush will listen to someone who says “both parties are bad” because then they don’t feel like they’ve been had by the democrats.
My friend is a dem and says it all the time, “Well it’s both parties”. The only way I can share information with her is if I start by giving in to her “both parties are bad statement” because the alternative is, she has made bad decisions by voting for dems. And to be honest, a big chunk of the Republican party was hijacked by the likes of Specter, Snowe, McCain etc.
I want my country back.
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If he wants to fry the phone lines, just give out the phone number.
He doesn’t do that, only one time when Steve Roberts claimed he did.
He showed Cockie’s hubby what would happen if he did.
Next time Rush is gone. Today hosting for Rush, Susan from Glendale. You go girl. Tear ‘em up.
Maybe she does FReep?
Susan from Glendale, if you're a FReeper or a lurker: WE LOVE YOU for speaking for us; for nailing our frustration, anger and fear; and for the good communal weepfest.
I need to hear that beautiful tirade again.
anyone have Reids info, phone, etc.
I would bet this is not the last time we will here from Susan!
Yep, on Hannity and Levin too I suspect.
Hope she makes 0verbite's "Worst Person in the World" list too.
Absolutely!
It works because its true. It’s easier to think of DC in terms of Statists and Conservatives, or Appropriators and Conservatives.
With RINOs and D’s in control, you’d have to lose 70 D’s in the house, and have about 30 to 50 R’s defeated in the primary to effect the kind of changes we’re looking for.
In the Senate, it may actually be worse. There may be 20 ideological conservatives there, maybe. The rest are appropriators.
As that woman continued her oh so right on screed and Rush remained silent allowing her to say it, to tell it to the people, to proclaim truth to power, I had tears in these old eyes! Time to stomp the damned traitorous media and guillotine their power off ... turn the damned television off! THAT IS THE BEHEADING the bastards need, to stop them in their filthy fifth column enemy tracks!
For weeks I've been asking why no one seems to know how tyo build a good working guillotine, to behead the domestic enemy. Time to tell you now ... turn off the damned television except for the programming that reinforces the values you have left so your children are no longer at the mercy of the commie, socialist media truds like Jon Klein. End the power of Chris Matthews and David Axelgreasy by turning off the demon eye in your living room unless it ispromoting your values. Stop letting the bastards at the alphabet networks teach your children their Roman Polansi values they want, the filth and degeneracy they prefer by their work to put it in fornt of your children! ...
To angry still. More later.
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