Posted on 09/30/2009 8:00:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
By gosh, she’s a lawyer.
I was driving from an appointment and tears were streaming down my face.
Rush/Sarah..DO IT..Rush! Great!
No boobs to ogle in congress because of Pelosi?
ROFLMAO!
WHO is setting and enforcing the quarantine??? Who told her this? Because it really makes no sense. By the time you’re diagnosed with the flu, you’ve already been spreading it around, exposing everyone. But who exactly is ordering her husband off his property????
Yup. Mother of 7. Gave up a law career for a promotion.. Gods work indeed. She is not alone.
Guess this thread got fired up now.
If Repulicans get the house and seate back, they could stop funding.
All my mascara is gone...WHERE can we get the audio Of her? I want to vote for her!
I am listening to WLS feed to a re run of the previous hour???
Stop the funding and impeach the CLOWN!
Awesome mom.
Have to download the archive on this one.
OMG SHE’S AHEAD OF GLENN BECK.
Thats one thing she could do, and that is to run for office. You have to start somewhere.
She did express outrage of RINOs
i had to go back three pages from the front page to find the thread
Rush needs to put this call on YouTube or on his website for people to listen to again and again!
I hope Rush puts her monologue up on the free side.
She’s still on, looks like Rush is going to let her finish out the hour.
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