Posted on 09/30/2009 8:00:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
$7 million advance for a “blittering idiot”?
Wow, she’s GOOD!
#3 advance sales on Amazon! after one day of being listed
Go Sarah GO!
I can understand keeping the hubby out of the high school; but to tell the mother she can not see her younger son or he’ll be removed from the household, just seems to me like too much.
I mean, we want people to take “pain pills” instead of having “surgery”, but we’ll go far enough to take a child into state custody because we want to save him???? It’s just so strange and foreign to me.
Thanks. I feel so badly for the Momma. She’s a worrier and this has to be so difficult for her.
oh crap, hope you haven’t been around her.
Go Sarah, Go Sarah, Go Sarah, GO!
Preordered three - Two for gifts and one for me.
She doesn’t have H1N1, just her first grade son. I felt badly for her, the way some of these “compassionate” and “caring” libs treated her. And you can smell the Lysol radiating out of this office all the way down the street.
Sarah is already #1 at Barnes and Noble, and now that Rush has mentioned her book again; she will probably bounce from #2 to #1 at Amazon very soon...not bad for a ‘blithering idiot’.
Gotta link?
I don’t think the cover has been released yet...Barnes and Noble just shows a photo of Sarah.
Rush just mentioned Palin’s book again.
Any Mom would be a worrier. Pig flu may not be as bad as they say, but still have to worry.
Just heard him...”sending a liberal over a cliff” is just another GREAT reason to drop $15 on this book
Yea...I really feel for her.
I’m sick of this Roman Polanski thing already...how can you support someone who RAPED a 13 year old girl and PLED GUILTY, then FLED ....
Wow, this lady is passionate! I wish I could give her a hug right now....
This MOM is lit...what a great call.
This caller is getting a little emotional...
Can you blame her?
Rush is dying to comment
I feel her pain...
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