[The Comedian]

Does Obama want to start a nuclear war in his lifetime as a way to deflect failure on the domestic front? WTF?

He wants to:

A) Claim his long form birth certificate was incinerated in the mushroom cloud, and

B) Bring the Mahdi back. He's a crypto-Twelver.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Nikas777]

You know the line from the movie 'Zoolander' about taking crazy pills....I am not the only one seeing this - makes me feel more sane.

Putin and the Russians just relaxed about the missile shield and were about to agree to sanctions and now we blind side the Russians - who are paranoid as it is - with something to justify their paranoia?

I hope this article is a mistranslation of some sort.