[kevao]

Obama could never get away with the kind of sexual shenanigans that Clinton did, he mused, because Michelle wouldn't stand for it: "She would impeach him herself!"

Soooooooooooo lame. Did anyone even laugh at that?

[bert]

.....Obama could never get away with the kind of sexual shenanigans that Clinton did, he mused, because Michelle wouldn’t stand for it: “She would impeach him herself!”.....

Better..... “Because she would beat his bony Beige ass”