Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IMPR, thanks for the ping.
LOL! No need. I was a brilliant kid.
Baltic Dry Index has worst week since October meltdown as Chinese demand slows
...is a big ruh roh?
They are thugs - and on our dime. ACORN is funded with your tax dollars.
FT Position - Texas ACORN seeking Statewide Field Director
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/npo/1273067743.html
Communicator (Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Houston)[SEIU]
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/npo/1294009798.html
When I hear these “elected ones” putting down our troops, I want to hurl! On THEM!
”John McCain showed last night that he is intent on continuing the economic policies that just this year have caused the American economy to lose 605,000 jobs,” Obama said in a statement.
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So a half million a month isn’t so bad? State Run Media? Mr President?
Ditto!!
I could do it, too! I threw up on my Kindergarten teacher once. She didn’t like me, anyway.
Drooping polls undercut scripted protest claims
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312527/posts
EDITORIAL: Look for the union label
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312525/posts
Rahm’s Brother dismisses Hippocratic Oath (among other things)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312518/posts
Take the CNN.com poll - Town-hall protests over health care are:
I wanted to pull that jerk through the TV and say mean things to him...
BTW, how's tourism these days across this country? I haven't seen one article on that here in NC yet so far, nor official (verified) gallons of gasoline energy being used.
Seems the goobermint & the SRM love hiding the truth these days.
Note to AARP members: These are the people your group is in bed with...
David Brooks is a liberal who pretends to be a conservative on TV.
I’d have kicked him in the........nevermind.
Town Hall... Tom Harkin “Capitalism, whatever that means”
Video
http://www.aipnews.com/talk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=6967&posts=1
CNN poll needs Freeping:
Town-hall protests over health care are:
Being orchestrated by lobbyists 55% 76538
Ordinary citizens expressing their opinions 45% 62307
Total Votes: 138845
as of 12:34p Eastern time
uhm
one has to have brass to be kicked in the brass
Brooks is all ass.....not brass
A link would be helpful.
Those percentage numbers haven’t changed on CNN’s site since 7:45 AM this morning.
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