Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Here. Barely.
Rough weekend?
W&L mode today. Should be a red hot show.
I’m taking my kids to the DMV this afternoon to get their learner’s permit. I am so not looking forward to this. Thanks for asking.
Thanks - as many people as possilble need to know - and did you notice these hacks also recruit for other liberal “causes”? I don’t think anyone out there believes their bull - they hire crowds of the unemployed to trick citizens and the MSM ( who begged to be tricked - Reporter: “ oh please fellow dems, we won’t look closely - you can trick us - we luv being played for fools - it feels so good”....
Hi IMPR, anyone else who has the Sean Hannity Ping List, PLEASE have either you or someone else PING the Hannity thread latter for me. I will be gone for the afternoon. THANKS!!!!:)=^..^=
Another Healthcare website heads up:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312573/posts
Tentacles.
Ok, that’s a little scary. ;-)
You have more than one kid who’s about to get behind the wheel?
Right out of the box, Rush is kicking butt! Go Rush!
Sebelius calls her SEIU brothers and sisters to battle; Dennis Rivera decries terrorist tactics
Hey Rush, you’re not being fair and balanced... they did say we were well dressed.
/s
Twins.
Hmmm . . . a Green Party mayoral candidate?
Sounds like a real fruit loop.
Let's talk about who portrays who as a "Nazi".
That just means the women on our side didn’t have armpit hair hanging out of their tank tops, and the men didn’t smell like they’d slept in a barn for a week. =)
Double trouble? ;-)
Good luck to you, FRiend.
Thank you. They’re 18, but have never driven before.
My niece has twins. They’re only 8, but college is looming!
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