Posted on 08/10/2009 8:17:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Meanwhile...
Lindsey Graham Pledges to Work with Dems on Immigration Reform [McLame poodle “ready and willing”]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312596/posts
Also spotted, the WOTD:
Pelosi & Hoyer Call Town Hall Protests Un-American
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312595/posts
What was the title or author of it...I’ll go find it
Hello.
When Will the Monetary Manipulation Stop?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2312593/posts
Hi, peach.
Wall Street Journal: Corporate Earnings Are No Sign of Recovery/WSJ
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312592/posts
Hello, you already do HC proxies and living wills.
Steyn on Gladney
Beat Me in St. Louis
snip:
As Jim Treacher says: If Kenneth Gladney was an Obama supporter, right now he’d be more famous than Rodney King. Gotta love this “post-racial America”: Democrat union heavies can beat up a black guy using racial epithets and leave him in a wheelchair unable to speak — and happily (unlike, say, a black professor being asked for picture ID) it’s not “symbolic” of anything at all. Not a Sharpton in sight to speak up for him: Mr. Gladney’s only shot at fame is an entry in The Guinness Book of Records under “Least Famous Black Hate-Crime Victim In America.”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312588/posts
ROTF!! Ramirez does it best :)
Humorous Distraction:
Former Democrat Gov. Rod Blagojevich Impersonates Elvis; Sings “Treat me Nice” - Video 8/9/09
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2312587/posts
Live radio note: Rush, i’ll have you know that ‘specialty’ really costs in the Village here. Just saying.
I didn’t catch the author, was hoping someone else did.
Democrats garner more money than Republicans (Trial Lawyers, NEA, Wall Street leads the pack)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312586/posts
Maine. I wonder how much our RINO got.
Sen. Ben Cardin (D-MD) desperate for Obamacare Supporters to show up tonight at Townhall
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2312585/posts
Paging Glenn Beck....
Importing toilet paper?
This will be us down the road, if the Obamanation prevails . . .
Hi, Gent!
For the break, check this out:
Obamacare: The Smoking Gun Video
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2312580/posts
Double COIN:
Newest Obama Smoke Screen: ‘Gives’ Drug Lobby ‘Seat at Table’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2312579/posts
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