[P-Marlowe]

I never expected it of you...you...you dirty rat!

Yeah, I heard you get $4500 for turning in a friend.

Now Obama's gonna put sodium silicate in your tank and crush you like a bug.

Sorry about that x, but I couldn't resist the free government handout.

[fanfan]

You know, this would be funny if it weren’t true

:-(

[blue-duncan]

Maybe the 5 year “Soylent Green” counseling for Social Security recipients also includes an eye check and a timing of reactions in order to take away their drivers licenses. Next to excluding them from Friday and Saturday bingo, the potential loss of licenses could be enough to get them to town hall meeting on their walkers.