[blue-duncan]

Maybe the 5 year “Soylent Green” counseling for Social Security recipients also includes an eye check and a timing of reactions in order to take away their drivers licenses. Next to excluding them from Friday and Saturday bingo, the potential loss of licenses could be enough to get them to town hall meeting on their walkers.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Maybe the 5 year "Soylent Green" counseling for Social Security recipients also includes an eye check and a timing of reactions in order to take away their drivers licenses.

Social Security recipients won't live long enough to complete the five year counseling.

For the few hearty ones who slip through, walkers will be rationed. They'll limp or they'll stay put.