I’m sorry Mary. But if a nut is a nut I’m going to call it that. I’m not going to call a nut a pineapple.
Trouble is, you hold yourself out as a very well trained Olympic class expert on nuts.
When the evidence suggest you have great trouble telling the difference between a nut and a pineapple.
And it’s more than a little ironic given the excellent training I’ve received as a professional nut assessor.
“But if a nut is a nut I’m going to call it that. I’m not going to call a nut a pineapple.”
I bet you wish you had a nickel for every time somebody called you a nut... or even a pineapple.