Now, just who has verified your reality testing as the least bit grounded in conventional reality? A decoder ring from Rice Crispies?
And what was that training again that you received--about how to assess craziness?
Oh horsesh*t.
You're just an old nut who sits in their recliner all day long and only gets up long enough to go to the fridge, take a dump and (rarely) get in the bathtub.