[Outership]

“Piss on you too.”

LOL.

Fire hydrants are filled with water, not piss.

*You* have a Nutology degree? You totally got cheated. You really need to ask BFEU for your money back.

[Artemis Webb]

"Sometimes I just need to go, you know? And Artemis the fire hydrant was right here waiting for a shower!"

Poor try at word games dirtbag. But there is a record of what you said.