Fair enough. As an alpha birther second class, my guess is Obama was born in Vancouver Canada, and his birth recorded by a relative's false affidavit in Honolulu, and also that the father NEVER lived with the mother -- but the marriage was paper, bought from Barack Sr.
But that's just a guess! He could have been born in Hawaii, or even in Kanya. I can give some guessing-weight to Freeper David's theory of that.