They just need to leave the hooch alone and drink absinthe instead. It’s not called the Green Muse (or Green fairy) for nothing.
For those that haven’t tried it yet, it’s now legal in the U.S. Pour some in a glass and drizzle some ice water over a sugar cube through a slotted spoon. When the color changes, it’s ready for drinking. Yum!
You are being facetious of course? Aren’t you?!!!????
Absinthe is just another flavor of hootch. They never proved the thujone extract does anything and at any rate by law it’s kept low.
Beware, most of the “absinthe” sold to the hipsters is just green-colored rotgut with a little anise extract.
At least it’s not like the cheap stuff back in the olden days which was rotgut with a little anise extract colored with COPPER SULFATE.