Posted on 07/29/2009 5:16:17 AM PDT by shortstop
Who really needs definitions and guidelines? The parking lot at just about any WalMart tells the entire story. True, there are places in Colorado, Montana and other like places, where the majority of folks are slim. Anywhere else, especially in high-minority populations and the South, more than half of the people are overweight. One does not need official definitions, you only need eyes.
In order to legislate laws, there must be legal definitions for the variety of terms to describe the condition.
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Didn’t someone warn me about this?
Doubleplus ungood.
HAHAHA! When I move to my acreage in Kentucky, I’ll have a large garden and my own beef (actually, I already do) and, if necessary, I’ll create my own Copperhead Road.
I don’t think anyone needs a soda ever.
It amazes me that farmers in Iowa have so much apparent power. We have HFCS which is bad for us. We have ethanol from corn which lowers fuel economy. Seems strange to me.
On the other hand, sugarcane is better in soft drinks and sugar is more efficient as fuel. Just weird.
Same here.
Well, that’s true. I fear they’re going to do it in the frog-in-the-pot way, though, so that people don’t get angry enough or united enough until it’s too late. Just a little bit more socialism and oppression at a time...
It sure seems that way. I wake up at night worrying about it sometimes.
“Didn’t someone warn me about this?”
Well, I for one welcome our Soylent Corporation overlords
I haven’t done that yet, but I did get something in an e-mail from Rick Joyner who has apparently read the healthcare bill and you can’t believe what’s in it. It scares the crap outta me. They will have access to your accounts and almost everything else. I wrote John McHugh and begged him (nicely) not to vote yes.
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