Soylent Green, the taste sensation that’s sweeping the nation!
In the history of Soylent Corporation, we’ve never had anything like Soylent Green! Our scientists have outdone themselves, combining the nutrition of our classic Soylent products with a new, fresh taste like nothing you’ve ever tried before! Come taste what everyone is talking about, the amazing Soylent Green!
Because of excessive demand for Soylent Green, it will only be made available to the general public on Tuesdays. We at Soylent Corporation apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Hopefully, this will only be a temporary situation until we can get more factories up and running to meet demand. Until then, remember: Tuesday is Soylent Green day! Don’t be late!
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Didn’t someone warn me about this?
“Didn’t someone warn me about this?”
Well, I for one welcome our Soylent Corporation overlords