No worries, mate!
She’ll ‘forget’ to take the BC pills the NHS pressed on her - a common requirement for female gastric bypass patients in the States due to the sudden boost in fertility as they shed pounds.
She’ll soon be receiving England’s version of WIC and housing allowances to accommodate the little cherub growing inside.
I’ so angry at this ...
this ...
(spit)
WOMAN, I can hardly stand it. [rest of post redacted]
Please, don’t hold back. Tell me how you really feel.