The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, July 27, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 07/29/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

We love to hear Rush Limbaugh,
Excellence in Broadcasting.
From sea to shining sea,
Millions and millions listen.
Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
Listen to Rush Limbaugh.
G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Roccus]

Cambridge PD presser at noon on FOX. Live thread link on side bar

[Biggirl]

Congrats to ag for winning the Rush Limbaugh Golden EIB Award.:)=^..^=

[Current Occupant]

When and if you talk about this please don’t go into detail on how it’s done but just keep it to the issue.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2301529/posts

[Biggirl]

Good morning/afternoon, megaRushTellsItAsItIsdittos, from Biggirl. PING!!!!:)=^..^=

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

howdy - I’m werkin

[MNJohnnie]

Hello Dittoheads, I present to you the latest Freeper wedding. On July 11th Freeper Eeevil Conservative (Sherri Reese) and I got married.

Sherri's Mom Linda, son Kevin with fiance Jordan, Sherri, Daughters Alex andJessie and me

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

A big hearty congarats to both of you ...

[Roccus]

That’s for when Barney has his dog & pony show.

[MNJohnnie]

Thank you very much.

[RasterMaster]

[Current Occupant]

LOL. Leave something like this up to Barney, unbelievable.

[hattend]

Congratulations and Best Wishes.

[Fudd Fan]

It’s very difficult to adopt within the US. Everyone I know who has adopted a child has done so from South America, China or eastern Europe.

[Roccus]

I appoligize to all for wasting your time with my announcement of the Cambridge PD presser.

What utter BS!

[Fudd Fan]

CONGRATS and BEST WISHES to you both! May you have a lifetime of happiness!

[Clint N. Suhks]

congarats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Congratulations, you two!

[advertising guy]

sure ! you brag now..................

lmao

congrats and God’s blessings

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[hattend]

Boy, NBC Today Show today is 180 degrees out of what Rush is saying. The banks are loaning, the recssion is over it’s all good and getting better.

All thanks to the Clunkers for Cash program... just kidding (sort of)

I’ll have to kill the idiot who turned the Today Show on in the chow hall.