Posted on 07/27/2009 8:11:11 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I think both are out there. I heard a little of the 911 tape on the radio. Nothing earth shattering.
Can the people buying the new house with an 8000 dollar subsidy afford the payments (jobless rates still going up and it’s a “jobless recovery”? Or are we looking at the housing bubble bursting again in a few years?
Thats exactly what we are looking at.
They havent changed any of the fundamentals that lead to the collapse. Heck, they have doubled down on it.
Caller, Obama is one big demean
Whitey, Cracker, Infidel,Great Satan, whatever.. none of those things are offensive. No Sireee
Hot Dogs cause cancer?
You will pry the ballpark frank from My Cold Dead Mustard stained hands!
I love hotdogs.....they can take the oreos...leave the weiners!
You just have to wonder what all these food nazis eat in the privacy of their own homes.
Freekin Muslims don't know what they're missing!
Far be it for me to tell you what to eat but that looks nasty.
There’s a hotdog joint near here with real good ones grilled along with the bun....think I’m gonna go with sauerkraut and hotsauce this evening.....
Ya know? a friend of mine looked at setting up a little hot dog concession here.
They wanted 10k for a license!
A slaw dog! ??
Works for me!
Is that what that is? Well, it might not be too bad, then. I love cole slaw.
Its a southern thing, but they makem here too http://www.hollyeats.com/OriginalHotDog.htm
Are you of Indian descent? I make a mean Hot dog with home made curry relish.
Not everyones cup of tea, but they are good. mustard and onions
It’s UnAmerican to diss Hot dogs
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