*LMAO*
Posted on 07/23/2009 8:02:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
*LMAO*
My husband says he’s going to muzzle me because he’s afraid they really are going to come and get me.
Don’t think the O’s Health Care infomercial went well last night.
Is it any wonder when this is the logic of the people who support it -
Montel Williams on his radio show yesterday:
If in fact the GOP doesn’t like any form of... health-care reform, what do we do with those 40 to 60 million uninsured?
From this point on, I’m telling ya, when they show up at the emergency room, just shoot ‘em! Kill them! Drag them off and throw them in... I saw that in Kenya.
I [saw] people dying in the [Nairobi] slums, and every morning somebody goes through and retrieves the bodies. If we really say... we can’t help those 40 million people, do we have enough body bags? I don’t know...
I haven’t heard the State Run Media swooning over it, so my guess is it bombed big time.
Enough of this red pill, blue pill stuff. I want to know what color pill you take to get rid of a black pain in the a$$.
Please post plenty of comments about Rush’s commentary of BHO’s presser.... My manager has scheduled a meeting this morning during the first 1.5 hrs of Rush’s show...
Yes, she’s a liberal. I’m sure that’s why she schedules her division meetings during El Rushbo’s show.
Thanks! I look forward to all your commentary & posts!
Howdy - serious werk mode - have fun y’all.
If you look at Obama’s eyes last night...he is incredulous, this was about him. He does not know how to lose...he will only try to find a way to circumvent the law or send out a “bone” to try and claim victory in a week or so.
We won...he lost.
It was about him.
Should have mentioned I stole that from backhoe.
i have not seen much on the ‘will you and congress use the same plan’ question
Does anyone, aside from me, find it outrageous that this idiot is pushing painkillers as a method of treatment, when we see the incredible havoc these pills create on normal people’s lives? Maybe it’s the area I live in, but I know several people, who, after seeing a doctor for a broken bone/sprained ankle/pulled muscle was prescribed strong painkillers and became addicted. The tendency to overprescribe these medicines already exists, and this idiot, on the heels of the OD death of Michael Jackson, seriously suggests that as a method of treatment.
hahahahah, hilarious!
BINGO!
As I said last night:
“This isn’t about me.”; “I think my idea is the best one.”; “I’m the President.”
One of these things is not like the other.
“Wonder how many letters they would accept before I was on a list of some sort?”
The first letter.
I trust the ShamWOW guy a lot more than I trust 0zer0.
There is probably a letter czar already in place.
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