Jon Stewart Tops 'Most Trusted Newscaster' Poll
Posted on 07/23/2009 8:02:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You know it. I don't trust these Blue Dogs as far as I can throw them.
He also said the government was going to keep the insurance companies honest. Who hires a bank robber to keep a teller honest?
Fox REPLAYED the “PC” again at 9pm my time! We had fun watching people fall into the water trying to get across rubber balls & stuff. Hilarious!
I’m sure they can. I just don’t trust that idiot in the WH and anytime he plants a question there is an ulterior motive.
I will say, this president has spoken a lot about specific PRIVATE citizens hasn’t he? From Hannity to Rush, to this professor to Joe the Plumber. Interesting.
Good Afternoon Goldstein,
Mustapha Mond places his Bottles and prepares the waves of Epsilons to prepare the way for the Brothers true agenda as the Brother himself steps out to reveal the true Face of his Brave New World. Last night, Ponies rode Men and Grass ate Cows as the the musical fantasies of Montgomery were exposed for all who have an eye to see. The Brothers pretense of Medical Insurance as the cheese cloth veil which was the pretense of the Ministry of Truths Statis NEOCOM T.V.. Show slipped and fell as the true reason was exposed during the last seven minutes of the deception.
Captain Lester changed his spots riding his stead onto the public stage transforming the Brother into the Divider not the Uniter. Complete with the Clansmen of Wright and Farrakhan with the hater of police Ayers, the Brother laid the seeds for the racial divide which he plans for the Nation. The Chickens are coming home to roost as the Brother makes it very clear that he payed rapt attention to the Liberation Creed of his mentor and, his love of the old Hippie and hater of law enforcement for which he had previously denied three times.
Noam(maybe you can call me Chomsky)Layton on WABC Radio, New York clarions the great victories of the Brother in Washington last night. And it goes on and on, Goebbels on parade.
God Bless. Remember, it is always Your fault, and you will always be the blame because, YOU ARE GOLDSTEIN!
“PC”?
Though I’ve never watched that show I thought it was called “Wipeout”?
Says a lot about the “masses”, eh?
Don’t forget 0 prefaced that question by saying - “I tried to be quick so that Lynn Sweet could get in the last, er her question.”
Anyone know what Cosby said about this?
Lynn Sweet was totally pre set up to ask that question.
I thought that from the first.
And I wouldn’t be surprised if, as a friend of 0zer0, Gates was in “Don’t you know who I am!” mode.
FU you racist Moron. Black in America. Ugh!
I wrote elsewhere here this morning on a Gates thread that a mature individual could and should have given any of the following four answers to that question:
"1. This is a question and answer session about health care; next question, please."
"2. I do not have all the facts of the case and therefore cannot nor should not comment on it; next question, please."
"3. I understand that a witness had reported a break-in in the evening, and the police at the time acted in a manner what they thought was appropriate. Since I do not have all the facts of the case and I cannot nor should not comment on it; next question, please."
"4. I can only say it is unfortunate that this has happened. Although Professor Gates is a friend of mine, Gates claimed that the police were racist. I hope that this may be a premature reaction on his part due to the confusion. There was apparently a mix-up on the part of the witness and the resultant actions of the police were guided by the witness. This is understandable. It was dark. As a nation, we should move past claiming every perceived grievance to be racist. Next question, please. "
Obie must secretly suffer terribly from all of that Caucasian DNA in every cell of his body.
I believe he’s in complete denial that there is any.
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