Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I got the list. Thanks.
Do you want me to PING for today through Friday?
Yeah, that’s my mom’s story too. Medicare paid, her retiree insurance from Ford with bcbs. Obama would have had her dead by now.
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40%
TAX ON ASPIRIN... BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS!
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah.
ba-da-BUMP!!
How are ya, Jo?!
Actually, only liability is required
I do not have any car insurance at all. I do not own a car.......
;-)
Do people expect their car insurance company to pay for oil changes, tires, etc? I’m betting now. Yet, they expect to have insurance to cover the very basic maintenance of their own physical being.
ROFL!
Oh, barf on that commercial. Geez.
I found on an old VHS, tape a commercial that MoveOn.org ran during Bush/Kerry showing a bunch of little kids dressed like grownups, working jobs. Then a line about Bush and a trillion dollar deficit and how the kids were going to have to work it off. I wonder what happened to that ad now that Obama is going way past that? I guess it doesn’t apply anymore.
That Jimmah Carter call was awesome!
Barack Obama whining the other day how “this isn’t about me”?
Well, that’s nonsense. Of course it’s all about him. - Obama says, ‘You’re going to destroy my presidency.’ “Let’s just lay everything on the table,” Grassley said. “A Democrat congressman last week told me after a conversation with the president that the president had trouble in the House of Representatives, and it wasn’t going to pass if there weren’t some changes made ... and the president says, ‘You’re going to destroy my presidency.’ “
http://www.nationaljournal.com/congressdaily/hca_20090722_6620.php
I loved it.
OBAMA: “How did you get my number?”
CARTER: “The Vice President gave it to me.”
Dang, I missed the call....
Pah, I missed it.
Well, I missed it. Carp!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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