Posted on 07/22/2009 7:46:22 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hump Day Pings....
Yo yall.
Good morning!
Needs to be a South Park episode now!!!
Cartman leading the Birthers.
Lurkin’
"Some will say the teleprompter was taken from us too soon, that his best days were still ahead of him.
To that I say, 'Good riddance.' That little wise-ass teleprompter was propping up an authoritarian socialist.
That teleprompter was the best friend of a fraudulent, anti-free market liberal."
El Bumpo.
I don’t know which is worse...state run media tellin us Barry is legal or state run media tellin us Michelle is pretty
co·nun·drum
Pronunciation: \kə-ˈnən-drəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1645
1: a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun
2 a: a question or problem having only a conjectural answer b: an intricate and difficult problem
or in my case
a cracker conundrum
bttt
Just in time for Rush!
Pelosi press conference, time for the “victims” to come to the podium.
Thanks for the ping, Conservobabe.
wonder if she is a democrat?
I couldn’t see any conservative being a pitch-person for Pelosi.
Clinton: Iran having nukes is unacceptible, but if they do get them, it won’t help them much.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.5fce011c9a76f3468914821101a3f8a5.381&show_article=1
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