Did you hear that Michael jackson died????!!!
Quell horreur! Michael Jackson is dead? Why wasn’t I told? Didn’t see a single word in the newspapers or on TV, even cable (and its all Jackson channels).
Hmm! Jackson is dead. He really did “Beat It”, didn’t he?
Wonder if his coffin will be made of “Ebony and Ivory?”
Now about his kids - singing “Billy Jean” and “the kid is not my child.” Ain’t that the truth!
Damned it. I liked Michael’s music. And we lost Farah Fawcett (she was hot and nice), and other nice people too.
PS: Francisco Franco is still dead. If you don’t believe me, check with Chevy Chase.
AND:
Let’s not forget our brave soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. They deserved frontpage coverage.