The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread, Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[Biggirl]

TOTUS had a nervous breakdown and that is why it fell!

[acsrp38]

Who’s got the Rove/Patton pic???

[advertising guy]

Feinswine is the worst I’ve ever seen her....they were swappin spit and got their teeth mixed up

[acsrp38]

TOTUS went HUNTIN with Cheney???

Lookin for the grassy knoll theory

[Clint N. Suhks]

RIP

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Red ‘x’?

TOTUS survived by its wife, a GE toaster oven . . . ROFL!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Soto the Dodo has said that every case starts with what Congress has said.

I thought it was supposed to start with what the Constitution says.

[sono]

Chicoms Grease Uighurs.

[exit82]

TOTUS—we hardly knew ye.

[Clint N. Suhks]

No red x for me? Here's another.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

So sad.

[ReneeLynn]

Is there no shame with these death photos?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Maybe Ms. Obie took out the prompter over where Obie met her...

[damnyankee57]

[Clint N. Suhks]

They at least should put a flag over it.

[sono]

Ozero's poll numbers explained.

[Darth Republican]

In this photo, taken JHuly 13th, in the basement of the Old Executive
Office Building in Washington, D.C., shortly after the death of TOTUS,
White House Chief of Staff, Ruby Emanuel(r) shoots teleprompter repairman, Harvey Lee(c) as Vice President Joe Biden looks on. -- (Asssourced Press phto/ I.M Faking)

[Clint N. Suhks]

There’s going to be a gif, I know it.

[Clint N. Suhks]

First Biden’s teleprompter is assassinated then TOTUS.

Where will the assassin strike next?

[sono]

Sotomayor's Nose Grows Longer.