The Post Turtle
An old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle. He wrapped the hand in a bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While stitching him up, the doctor asked what he thought about Barack Obama.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a Post Turtle."
”What’s a Post Turtle?” asked the doctor.
The old man drawled, "Well, sometimes when you're driving down a country road, you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top. That's a Post Turtle."
He looked up and saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn’t know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."
