I guess nobody in Nigeria bought his Email marked “Most urgent reply.”
Dear Mr/Mrs. Nigerian:
I President Obama, President of the United States, having been assured that your are a character of most trustable and highly-regarded nature have urgent need of your communications in the nature to move $3.6 Trillion USD from a government taxpayer IRS account.
As I cannot at this time avail myself of these funds as a government official, I am in need of your services to act as an intermediary to accomplish this transaction. In return for your cooperation, I will pay you the stimulus of 360 Million USD (10%) for your efforts.
If you are serious to help please reply to my email.
Erkelly yours,
Pres O.Bama
wrong thread. Nuts. :(
LOL
Okay. I TYPE ROFLMAOAPIMP all the time, but I am not, actually, at that moment, making loud noises or emitting bodily fluids. HOWEVER, this comment did in fact cause me to make very loud sounds and (because I am old and had three kids) let loose of some of my urine in my Hanky-Panky’s. This is a classic. A masterwork. A stroke of genius. Bravo. Ole and well done, old chap. Here you go:
ROFLMAOAPIMP.