[MrB]

John Kerry walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
Bartender says “hey, where’d you get that?”
Frog says “well, it started out as a wart on my butt”

[tumblindice]

A man in a nice suit walks into a bar with a large red and blue parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, “Wow, he’s beautiful. Where’d you get him?”
The parrot replies, “Why, the Senate. There’s dozens of `em just walking around.”