Michael Jackson Suffers Major Heart Attack [Update - he's dead, Jim]

AP

[My Favorite Headache]

Breaking AP Wires:

Michael Jackson suffers major heart attack in Los Angeles...listed in critical condition...

[retrokitten]

LMAO!! Acceptance looks a lot like confusion.

[silent_jonny]

LOL! No word from the llamas yet, but Emmanuel Lewis is reacting to the news surprisingly well :)

[retrokitten]

LMAO!! Funny, yet surprisingly disturbing.

[silent_jonny]

Acceptance looks a lot like confusion.

He goes back and forth :)

Goodness sakes, FOX is really laying it on thick with "I can't believe it!" reactions. Shep says this is going to be like Princess Di's funeral. A reporter says "our king is dead!" Gag me.

[Petronski]

Cool beans.

That's a sick statement. Shameful.

[retrokitten]

A reporter says "our king is dead!" Gag me.

Seriously??? OMG That is ridiculous.

[fanfan]

I’m sorry the man died, but.....

ROFLOL!

I love the update line!

Thanks!

[silent_jonny]

Yep.

I have never seen such gut-wrenching sympathy for a pedophile :-|

[WashStateGirl]

oh man, Hurl Raw Dough is about to come on FNC. major barf alert...

[silent_jonny]

Geraldo is coming up on FOX. I knew he wouldn’t miss this.

[retrokitten]

I understand remembering him, because he was a very talented kid. But he grew up into such a twisted adult.

The stories that are going to be coming out about his life behind the scenes are going to be epic. I would imagine the confidentiality agreements are now null and void since he has passed.

[retrokitten]

If there are cameras, there is a Geraldo.

[silent_jonny]

Some guy being interviewed on FOX: "We've lost the greatest pop star of all time!"

Maybe so, but I'll still get 8 hours sleep tonight.

[Wolfstar]

Jonny, LOL @ your Bubbles post. I’m sorry about Farrah, meh about MJ, and saddest of all for MJ’s young children. Who knows what will happen to them. Who gets custody. Will they have a chance at a normal life now. Who gets saddled with his debts. What happens to the only thing he still owned of any value, the rights to the Beatles music. Someone in that family, or MJ’s kids’ mom/moms is sure to try to get their paws on that. The kids are the only innocent ones, and the true victims of the mess that was MJ’s life, enabled by all his hangers on.

[retrokitten]

LMAO!! Yeah, me too.

I don’t think he was the greatest ever. In his heyday he was great, but not the greatest of all time. That still goes to Elvis, IMO.

[retrokitten]

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but someone said that in his will, he left The Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney.

[Wolfstar]

FOX: "We've lost the greatest pop star of all time!"

They need to define "pop" star, because I think there are several in line for that title. Bing Crosby was the first one after radio began to reach the masses, and plenty of huge names in popular music followed thereafter. Each era had its version of "greatest pop star ever." What were Sinatra and Elvis? Chopped liver?

[Palladin]

Thanks for making me laugh on this tragic day.

;)

[Miss Didi]

Hysterical Sheppie with Breathless Julie B. in Times Square is just too much.

[Wolfstar]

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but someone said that in his will, he left The Beatles catalog to Paul McCartney.

If it's true, at least McCartney has the bucks to fight the relatives if they decide to contest the matter to court. MJ's poor little kids are probably the ones who'll get squat.