Dis' past weekend, Michelle gots to go hang out wif' dat Sarkozy dame. She tried and tried to act like she was having a good time. But she have had gone thru so many trials and tribulations during her life dat she just couldn't put up wif' da white woman. Here is what was going thru her mind when she was sittin' there."
1) "You old heathen."
2) "You have been sinning and transgressing all your life. If the Lord wanted to strike you down, he'll find ya...."
3) "Reverand Wright tolds me to be weary of whitey."
4) "I wish Barry would nuke France."
5) "She smell like carp."
6) "I hates havin' to do these publix events. Can't we just go home and socialize Amerika?"
7) "Barry, gets me outta here. Let's go to Obama Beach."
8) "If Barry takes one look at you, I'll knock you so far down in your socks, you'll think you wearing a turtleneck sweater!."
9) "Who you calling ugly, sucka?”."
10) "Watch it, Sucka!"
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